Problem or Solution?

Maybe both.

Skylight

Rm w/a Vu

Skin in the game

Oh the sights we'll see and and the sounds you'll make as we alter your integument.

Presidents' Day Sale

Not exactly a white sail, but you can't beat the price.

Dead en Bridge ou

Oops.

Octo-Mom

Actually a nona-Mom. Unlike the octo-Mom in the news, this one appears to realize that she is in over her head.

Swingers

Hangin' on the front porch with your Valentine.

Ghetto Snowblower

Oneself-propelled 1 or 2-stage no-thrower.
Easy-start with one jerk on the handle.
Cuts through the frost - guaranteed.*

But wait!
Order in the next three minutes and we'll throw in the kitchen sink, a barbecue**, and a carrying case. ...
* When used in temperatures above 10°C.
** Some assembly required.

Main St. Plates

Not your urban landscaping

My camera is on vacation (here, here, & here), but this photo from a Breaking News story on the local newspaper website shows what a little bit of rain and frost can do when properly applied. This is a few miles down the main road from Q-topia to the valley of fruits and nuts.

Gingerbread

Architectural gingerbread I see walking from home to the Post Office and back. It is kind of sad in a way that current building styles lack gratuitous touches of non-functional craftsmanship.

Two 008 warnings

Oops, two warnings that I forgot to post last Fall, sorry.

• Suggest you call for an appointment, drop your keys and credit card in the slot, and run away.
  
  Thanks for the warning, but if I enter, will I need some of my parts serviced?


• ... and a vehicle donation location ... no receipt provided.
  
  Go ahead, park here without a sticker.
  We tow your vehicle into a black hole.
  Oh yes, you pay your friendly hooker too.