Sparkle

Santa called triple-A to participate in the annual Main Street Sparkle Parade.

Window in the Sun

Just because there is a nude doll displaying herself in the window does not mean that this is Amsterdam.
(fyi, speaking of red-lights: there is only one traffic light in Q-topia, one in East Q-topia, and only one more in the whole county which btw is bigger than the state of Delaware. Oh the urbanity!)