Two 008 warnings

Oops, two warnings that I forgot to post last Fall, sorry.

• Suggest you call for an appointment, drop your keys and credit card in the slot, and run away.
  
  Thanks for the warning, but if I enter, will I need some of my parts serviced?


• ... and a vehicle donation location ... no receipt provided.
  
  Go ahead, park here without a sticker.
  We tow your vehicle into a black hole.
  Oh yes, you pay your friendly hooker too.