Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Two 008 warnings

Oops, two warnings that I forgot to post last Fall, sorry.
  • Suggest you call for an appointment, drop your keys and credit card in the slot, and run away.

    Thanks for the warning, but if I enter, will I need some of my parts serviced?

  • ... and a vehicle donation location ... no receipt provided.

    Go ahead, park here without a sticker.
    We tow your vehicle into a black hole.
    Oh yes, you pay your friendly hooker too.

1 comment:

Lora said...

hooker! ha!
i used to have a teacher at Westlake who called all the lefties "hooker". I'm very proud to carry on her tradition