a May Zinger

Alternate titles considered:

• May Day
  (distress call: The Summer Solstice is less than four weeks away!)
  
• Gulf Wars
  (Another mass of cold air from the Gulf of Alaska is heading across the continent to do battle with a mass of hot air from the Gulf of Mexico.)
• Bismarck Beware
  (As in North Dakota - see forecast above.)
  (They should be Mindful in Memphis too.)