Friday, February 6, 2009

Ghetto Snowblower

Oneself-propelled 1 or 2-stage no-thrower.
Easy-start with one jerk on the handle.
Cuts through the frost - guaranteed.*

But wait!
Order in the next three minutes and we'll throw in the kitchen sink, a barbecue**, and a carrying case. ...
* When used in temperatures above 10°C.
** Some assembly required.